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FZR and Ronin contain no artificial flavors or coloring, and has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory rats. Four out of five doctors surveyed recommend visiting FZR and Ronin. In fact, many people recommend visiting FZR and Ronin, and nobody has ever complained about it (at least nobody worth mentioning). Have you ever noticed how there are no Chinese people named Rusty? You must be at least 8 days old to visit FZR and Ronin. No warranties, either express or implied are made regarding FZR and Ronin and its suitability for any purpose. Void where prohibited. All rights reserved. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. Your mileage may vary. Do not expose to direct sunlight. No purchase necessary. Batteries not included. Slippery when wet. Not liable for damages arising from use or misuse. For external use only — if rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading. Use only with proper ventilation. Store in a cool dry place. Keep away from open flames. Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician. This disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes, and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB’s, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, and vomiting). Other restrictions may apply. Offer good for a limited time only. Don’t call us, we’ll call you. Don’t ask me — I just work here. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day keeps everyone else away. GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the Surgeon general, women should not Look at FZR and Ronin.com because of the risk of birth defects. (2) Consumption of FZR and Ronin impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems. If unsatisfied with FZR and Ronin, please return unused portion for a full refund.